Lies About Sex

"I’ve only been with a few women."


"I always use protection."


"I got tested recently."


"I’ve never had an STD."


"I’ll pull out, don’t worry."


"I’m clean."


"I don’t need porn — I have you."


"You were amazing."


"It’s not you — it happens to every guy sometimes."


"I don’t care if you don’t finish."