Lies That Contradict Themselves

"I’m not jealous." (but clearly is)


"I don’t care what you do." (but gets mad)


"I’m fine." (clearly not)


"I trust you." (but checks your phone)


"Do whatever you want." (resentfully)


"I don’t mind your guy friends." (lies)


"I don’t need space." (then disappears)


"I want to work it out." (but doesn't try)


"You make me a better man." (still acts the same)


"I’m listening." (he’s not)